What’s Up with Advertising?

Anti-virus HDMI cable
Photo by rsjac

Advertisers must think the general public is made up of idiots. Who knows, though; maybe they’re right.

“Anti-Virus” HDMI Cable

I saw a post on Reddit earlier this week called “Found this today at work…” (picture on the right). It’s an HDMI cable with the following feature:

“100% Mylar” double shield 1.3c grade cable with anti-virus protection to reduce virus noises and to obtain perfect image transmission.

Yes, an HDMI cable with “anti-virus protection” that also makes your viruses less noisy. I looked online and it appears to be a legitimate advertised feature of this product. o_O

Detergent Advertises Basic Math

I saw another instance of facepalm-worthy advertising on a box of detergent the other day. It was a box of 180 load laundry detergent that boldly advertised “50% more detergent.” Well, 50% more detergent than what? I looked at the fine print on the box and it said, “vs. 120 load size.” Uff da.

“Technology” Catch Word

If you’ve seen any commercials within the last few months, I’m sure you’ve heard the “technology” catch word. I got so overwhelmed by it recently that I started to make a list of the commercials I heard it in. Here is my partial list:

  • Nicoderm CQ – “smart control technology”
  • Mazda – “with revolutionary Skyactive technology”
  • One Touch – “double sure technology”
  • Bridgestone – “tire technologies” & “serenity technology”
  • Bounty – “trap and lock technology”
  • Degree – “with motion-sense technology”
  • Pronamel – “gel-to-foam technology”
  • Secret Outlast Deodorant – “odor-protection technology”
  • Well Tabs – “positive mood technology”
  • General Electric – “advanced cooking technology”

Here are a couple more that don’t use “technology,” but are amusing nonetheless:

  • Bayer Advanced Asprin – “re-engineered with micro particles”
  • Space Bags – “you must be at least 18 years old or older”

Social Media at Wayne State University

Three months ago, I started working at Wayne State University as the Web Content Administrator (aka Web Content Ninja 🙂 ) in the Marketing and Communications department. Part of my job includes managing the university’s social media outlets, so I wanted to share some of what that entails.


Wayne State’s Twitter account, @waynestate, is the social media account I use the most. What I love about Twitter is that I can see what people are saying about the university and respond to them immediately. Twitter is a fantastic tool for getting the word out about news and events, but, more importantly, it serves as an excellent customer service tool. I’m able to address questions and concerns from students right away and give them the information they need. Since working at Wayne State, we’ve received several compliments about our Twitter account. Below are two of my favorites:

Twitter Compliments
Twitter: "@waynestate is a great example of using sm {social media} for brand management. Quick response time, relevant and current. All colleges should do this." and "I wish MSU had a general Twitter like @waynestate does. I'm jealous. They're really handy."

We use a tool built in-house to post tweets, rate tweets, and track various Twitter-related information. One of my favorite things is to see how many people click on the links in the tweets I send out. It’s really interesting to see what people are interested in. A month ago, I found an article about Detroit being rated the “world’s most underrated city” and I tweeted about it. It’s been my most popular tweet thus far, with 576 clicks as of this moment.

Detroit was named the "World's Most Underrated City" by Travel & Leisure...
Twitter: "Detroit was named the "World's Most Underrated City" by Travel & Leisure"


Wayne State also has a Facebook page, which I monitor and occasionally post news, events, and pictures on. For the most part, though, people are free to post whatever they want on our Facebook page. I only remove or hide posts that are spam or offensive (although, they are not mutually exclusive 😉 ).

People use our Facebook page to spread the word about events, buy/sell textbooks, find out more about Detroit, get in touch with other students, and ask questions about the university. And some students occasionally use it as a place to complain about the university. 😛


Formspring was new to me when I started working here. It is a social question-and-answer website. We use it on the Admissions website for students to ask general questions about the university and the admission process. Having previously worked in the Admissions department at Wayne State, I was well-equipped to answer these questions, although I’m not the only one who responds to our Formspring questions.

Unfortunately, not everyone has been using Formspring as intended. Rather than asking general questions, many students ask for help regarding their specific situation and we do not have the information nor the tools to help them with those issues. Other students think it is more like a chatroom, so we occasionally see questions that only say “hello.” We’re working on revising how Formspring is displayed on the Admissions site to help the users get the most from it.

One of the other things we have been worried about with Formspring is whether people are actually seeing the responses we post. Well, our worries were confirmed when I recently saw the question below (see the image below) on Formspring. The student’s question greatly amused me as I wondered how the student was planning on getting his/her answer, when he/she didn’t know where to look for it, lol. 😛

Where can I see answers to all the questions I asked?
Formspring: "Where can I see answers to all the questions I asked?"

New Domain: MarieWest.me

Since February, I have been working as the Web Content Administrator for Wayne State University. The position is only temporary, however; I am filling in for someone who will be returning from maternity leave in June. Consequently, I am on the lookout for a new, more permanent job! 🙂

And to help with the whole finding a job thing, I acquired a new domain for a more “professional-esque” website: mariewest.me. The site has a custom design (by me) and uses WordPress.